Harley Jokes.....

[MikeSomething]

Anyone know any good jokes about cruisers?
I got a couple...

"I believe many Harley guys spend more time revving their engines than actually driving anywhere; I sometimes wonder why they bother to have wheels on their motorcycles."
Dave Barry



"98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home."
Anonymous



Q: Why did they decide to call it the “Harley Owners Group?â€￾
A: Because the term “Special Edâ€￾ was already taken.


Q: Why are Harley's some of the safest bikes on the road?
A: You can't go fast enough to hurt yourself....


Q: What do you get when you have 32 Harley owners in the same room?
A: full set of teeth.

 

[tclause]

Oh you have done it now.

 

[Justyntym]

Oh you have done it now.

+1

 

[Bird Hunter]

Oh you have done it now.

 

[DEMMYM]

Harley Davidson

The best way to convert Gasoline into Noise
Without the Benefit of Horsepower.

Heard this somewhere and it stuck with me.

 

[Justyntym]

Albert Einstein arrives at a dinner party. He introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man answers, "241."

"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The lady answers, "144."

"That is great!" responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"

Albert goes to another person and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man answers, "51."

Albert's face lights up as he exclaims, "So you're the one who rides the Harley parked out front!"

 

[Justyntym]

Q: Why do harley riders never ride faster than 50mph?
A: Any faster and they can't see where the parts fell off.

Q: Why do harley riders chrome all their parts?
A: It makes them easier to spot on the side of the road.

 

[Justyntym]

Harley Davidson

The best way to convert Gasoline into Noise
Without the Benefit of Horsepower.

Heard this somewhere and it stuck with me.

unfortunately....that ones kinda true
But some of them do have cigarette lighters

 

[Phil96]

 

[Bird Hunter]

unfortunately....that ones kinda true
But some of them do have cigarette lighters

I made sure mine had a lighter so I can have a cigar while waiting for a ride

 

[beking]

whats the diffference between a harley and a hoover?












the location of the dirtbag

 

[UncleSteve]

shut up and ride...

 

[Bird Hunter]

shut up and ride...

 

[CaBusaGirl]

whats the diffference between a harley and a hoover?












the location of the dirtbag

Thats BAD!!

 

[walker]

Why do Harley riders wear black?

Hides the oil stains

 

[Dennis The Menace]

Harley Davidson

The best way to convert Gasoline into Noise
Without the Benefit of Horsepower.

Heard this somewhere and it stuck with me.

Thats one of my favorates.....

 

[papi_ocho]

DIRTBAG!!!!BAHHHHHH



the boss has a roadking....
not a happy camper after that txt!!!

 

[DEMMYM]

Thats one of my favorates.....

Thats it,

THANKYOU

 

[edouble88h]

my father "has two harleys" is going to kill me.. i just emailed him some of the jokes.. oh well

 

[SKnight]

Y'all need to quit picking on HD. They make fine motorcycles, fine ones indeed!

What they lack in power is more than compensated for by their inability to stop!