Cruiser jokes

[mrninja9]

ok i was bored thought i would spice up the org for awhile. Lets hear some of the harley jokes that i know everyone has heard.
like, you know why harley guys all wave at each other about mid level....







to catch all the parts they lose



why are harley coats so expensive...the extra cost is for pockets that will hold a quart of oil so they never runout

 

[06BUSA]

At work, on the day shift. A buddy of mine told me I needed to clean the bugs of the front of my bike. It was my ZX-9. I then looked at his bike knowing that he did not clean it before work. Asked if he washed it. He says (NO). Then I asked him if it went fast enough to kill bugs.

 

[JINKSTER]

Yeah but.....did you know that 95% of all harleys ever made are still out on the road today?





















The other 5% actually made it back home.

 

[JINKSTER]

There's only one good reason why I've never owned a harley...


















I like to "ride".

 

[JINKSTER]

hardly able son

 

[Devious]

Buy a Harley
You bought the best
You ride one mile
And walk the rest

 

[frisbee]

 

[mrninja9]

why do hardley vibrate so bad cause after you buy their parts they make sure you get a massage