A man and a woman are driving down the same road at the same time.
As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, “PIG! â€
The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, “WITCH!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road.
If only men would listen.
******
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, “Where have you been?â€
“I've been to the pub,†slurs the drunk.
“Well,†says the cop, “it looks like you've had quite a few.â€
“I did alright,†the drunk says with a smile.
“Did you know,†says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?â€
“Oh, thank heavens,†sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.â€
As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, “PIG! â€
The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, “WITCH!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road.
If only men would listen.
******
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, “Where have you been?â€
“I've been to the pub,†slurs the drunk.
“Well,†says the cop, “it looks like you've had quite a few.â€
“I did alright,†the drunk says with a smile.
“Did you know,†says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?â€
“Oh, thank heavens,†sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.â€