For JetLi and YH2K

[nitrousjunkie]

WAREAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jet Li]

That's gotta hurt!

 

[Jet Li]

High five!

 

[Jet Li]

.

 

[LCB]

Whoooeee... I'm glad Im not on JetLi's bad side.... I am on your good side, aren't I?....

 

[dadofthree]

(Rayabusa0818 @ May 17 2007,13:45)

(Jet Li @ May 17 2007,12:00) Alabama Entrance Exam - Football Edition

Time Limit: 3 WKS

1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
1. build a bridge
2. sail the ocean
3. lead an army or
4. WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
1. Jewish
2. Catholic
3. Hindu
4. Polish
5. Agnostic
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in America's far north called?
1. Westerners
2. Southerners
3. Northerners
9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
11. Where does rain come from?
1. Macy's
2. a 7-11
3. Canada
4. the sky
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
1. yes
2. no
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium - OR - spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
1. New York
2. Florida
3. Canada
4. Wisconsin
18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?
19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?
20. The University of Alabama tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
1. B.C.
2. A.D.
3. still waiting

*You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify

Do the answers need to be correct?

Just three, let me guess you played football for Bama

 

[dadofthree]

Go Clemson Tigers

 

[Jet Li]

(LCB @ May 17 2007,12:38) Whoooeee... I'm glad Im not on JetLi's bad side.... I am on your good side, aren't I?....

You know you are my favorite female Busa pilot. You gots my mad respect

All this football stuff is just loads of fun!

Absolutely no harm intended

 

[LCB]

Cool - good to know.... Now don't go pickin' on NASCAR or you'll open up a whole new can of.....

 

[Jet Li]

(LCB @ May 17 2007,12:42) Cool - good to know.... Now don't go pickin' on NASCAR or you'll open up a whole new can of.....

I would never poke fun at a Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks!

 

[dadofthree]

She seemed very forgiving at the Bash and nice as well, she probably won't mind that last post and will take it in fun.

 

[LCB]

No worries here... Actually - they've shot themselves in the foot so many times... I wouldn't know how to defend them anymore!

 

[Rayabusa0818]

I know the answer to number six....Budwieser time

 

[Jet Li]

(Rayabusa0818 @ May 17 2007,14:45) I know the answer to number six....Budwieser time

Right on my Brutha!

 

[dadofthree]

(LCB @ May 17 2007,17:22) No worries here... Actually - they've shot themselves in the foot so many times... I wouldn't know how to defend them anymore!

 

[dadofthree]

(Rayabusa0818 @ May 17 2007,17:45) I know the answer to number six....Budwieser time

Alrighty then, we have a weiner.

to the team.

 

[DaCol.]

What's the difference between a Divorce Auburn Alum, and one from Bama

? ?







TIMES UP!!!!







The pair from Auburn are STILL brother and sister

 

[Jet Li]

(DaCol. @ May 17 2007,15:56) What's the difference between a Divorce Auburn Alum, and one from Bama

? ?







TIMES UP!!!!







The pair from Auburn are STILL brother and sister

Ha, Ha! Good one.

Now go back to your desk and check your spelling, Bama boy.

 

[Jet Li]

And quit looking at my sister, I mean ex-wife. Oh, whatever.

 

[LCB]

By the way..... Happy NASCAR Day guys!!!!!