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A guy goes into a bar one night, and the bartender asks him what he wants. The guy says "a beer, any kind, as long as its not bass ale"
So the bartender brings him a beer. A little bit later, he asks the same thing. After a while, the bartender is curious, so he asks the guy "hey, what do you have against bass ale? Just curious, because its a pretty good beer, really."
The guy says "well, the last time i went out drinking, bass ale was all i drank. I drank 20 of them, then went home and blew chunks."
The bartender replies "well hell, you drink 20 of ANYTHING and you're gonna go home and do that..."
The guy replies "no, you dont understand. Chunks is my dog."
So the bartender brings him a beer. A little bit later, he asks the same thing. After a while, the bartender is curious, so he asks the guy "hey, what do you have against bass ale? Just curious, because its a pretty good beer, really."
The guy says "well, the last time i went out drinking, bass ale was all i drank. I drank 20 of them, then went home and blew chunks."
The bartender replies "well hell, you drink 20 of ANYTHING and you're gonna go home and do that..."
The guy replies "no, you dont understand. Chunks is my dog."
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