Eeeuwy! Yuck!!! Warning, dirty

Reminds me of a story from when I was about 18 and still living in Maryland. I was at a softball game with a coworker. I was his apprentice at the Ford dealership we worked and so he was in his early 30’s and built like a brick $hithouse. We were sitting the between games when he jumped up and said……”that S.O.B” told me to hang tight and hopped in his bronco and drove across the field and nudged the port-a-potty down a hill. Once the thing came to a stop this guy came stumbling out covered in you know what with his pants around his ankles.

Apparently my Co-Worker was a toothpick in high school and this was his “bully”…the whole reason he started lifting weights. He started laughing at the guy and told him he would kick his a$$ if he wasn’t covered in crap. Good times!
 
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