> >
> > George and Laura Bush and Bill and Hillary Clinton are traveling by
train
> to
> > the Super Bowl. At the station, George and Laura each buy a ticket and
> watch
> > as Bill and Hillary buy just one ticket.
> >
> > "How are the two of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks George
> W,
> > astonished at what he is seeing.
> >
> > "Watch and learn," answers Hillary.
> >
> > They all board the train. George and Laura take their respective seats
> but
> > Bill and Hillary cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly
> after
> > the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.
He
> > knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please."
> >
> > The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in
> hand.
> > The conductor takes it and moves on.
> >
> > The Bushes see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so
after
> the
> > game they decide to try a similar plan on the return trip.
> >
> > When they get to the station they see the Clintons at the window buying
a
> > single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Clintons
> see that
> > the Bushes don't buy any ticket at all.
> >
> > "Aren't you taking a terrible chance by traveling without a ticket?"
says
> > Hillary.
> >
> > "Watch and learn," answers Laura Bush.
> >
> > When they board the train the Bushs cram themselves into a toilet and
the
> > Clintons cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the
> train is
> > on its way, George W. leaves their toilet and walks over to the toilet
in
> which
> > the Clintons are hiding. George W. knocks on their door and says,
> "Ticket,
> > please."
> >
> > (And you're still trying to figure out how the Democrats lost that
> election.)
> >
>
>
> > George and Laura Bush and Bill and Hillary Clinton are traveling by
train
> to
> > the Super Bowl. At the station, George and Laura each buy a ticket and
> watch
> > as Bill and Hillary buy just one ticket.
> >
> > "How are the two of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks George
> W,
> > astonished at what he is seeing.
> >
> > "Watch and learn," answers Hillary.
> >
> > They all board the train. George and Laura take their respective seats
> but
> > Bill and Hillary cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly
> after
> > the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.
He
> > knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please."
> >
> > The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in
> hand.
> > The conductor takes it and moves on.
> >
> > The Bushes see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so
after
> the
> > game they decide to try a similar plan on the return trip.
> >
> > When they get to the station they see the Clintons at the window buying
a
> > single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Clintons
> see that
> > the Bushes don't buy any ticket at all.
> >
> > "Aren't you taking a terrible chance by traveling without a ticket?"
says
> > Hillary.
> >
> > "Watch and learn," answers Laura Bush.
> >
> > When they board the train the Bushs cram themselves into a toilet and
the
> > Clintons cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the
> train is
> > on its way, George W. leaves their toilet and walks over to the toilet
in
> which
> > the Clintons are hiding. George W. knocks on their door and says,
> "Ticket,
> > please."
> >
> > (And you're still trying to figure out how the Democrats lost that
> election.)
> >
>
>
