Condoleezza Rice and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Condy what she would like, and she replies, 'I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.'
'And what can I get for you, Mr. President?'
George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, 'How about a little quickie this morning?'
'Why, Mr. President!' the waitress exclaims, 'how rude! You're starting to act like President Clinton,' and the waitress stormed away.
Condy leans over to Bush and whispers...
'It's pronounced 'quiche'.'
The attractive waitress asks Condy what she would like, and she replies, 'I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.'
'And what can I get for you, Mr. President?'
George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, 'How about a little quickie this morning?'
'Why, Mr. President!' the waitress exclaims, 'how rude! You're starting to act like President Clinton,' and the waitress stormed away.
Condy leans over to Bush and whispers...
'It's pronounced 'quiche'.'
