WARNING NEW VIRUS!!!!!

RaiderDm

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If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.  
Do not  open it.   Apparently this one is pretty nasty.

It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of
your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes

on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws

up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to

scratch any CD's you attempt to play.   It will program your phone auto

dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into

your fish tank.



>> IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.   It

will drink ALL your beer.

>>

>> FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on

the coffee table when you are expecting company.   It will replace your

shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.   If the "Bedtimes"

message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet

seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a

full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your

mattresses and pillows, it will  also refill your skim milk with whole

milk.

>> ***

>> WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***

>> And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart

so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front

of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

>>

>>

>> Send this warning to everyone!!! THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE

WORLD! Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!

And look at you - you're on the computer!!!!



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