I think I'd go back in and deal with him one more time. I'd haggle a little without committing to buying and get his best price. I'd let them fill out ALL of the paperwork. and when it came time to sign it, I'd say something like, "I'm not really gonna buy this bike from you, I just wanted to see if you'd really do all that paperwork for nothing." and I'd get up and leave laughin and ask them if they thought THIS was as funny as what HE pulled.
I actually did do something very similar to this to a dealer who stuck me with this ####### of a sales guy that knew NOTHING about bkes, much less busas. He was in his early twenties and was the guy who told me that each dealer was only allotted one 40th busa each. I let them approve my credit, do ALL the paperwork, had him callin' places to check insurance for me, etc... Even haggled on throw in stuff like a helmet and gloves.
Then, when it came time to sign the fully completed paperwork I told him that I needed to think on it overnight before I committed. He done everything except offer me a blowjob to get me to go ahead and sign those papers before I left. The finance manager also called me every couple days for a few weeks saying that they were ready when I was and that all I had to do was come in to sign the papers and pick up my 40th busa before they let someone else have this super rare, hard to get busa at the "great price" of just under $12,000.00.
What a deal, huh? I hate fuggin' crooked ass loser sales people!
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