NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZE WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1: "How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays" Step-by-step, with slide presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2: "The Toilet Paper Roll - Does it Change Itself?" Round-the table discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday at 2:00pm for 2 hours.
Class 3: "Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls and Nearby Bathtub?" Group practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00pm for 2 hours. (Note: this class meets at O'Malley's Brew Pub on 16th Street)
Class 4: "Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor" Pictures and explanatory graphics. Meetings are Saturdays at 2:00pm for 3 weeks.
Class 5: "After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink?" Video presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00pm.
Class 6: "Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other" Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets fourWeeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00pm.
Class 7: "Learning How to Find Things - Starting with looking in the right places instead of turning the house upside down while screaming" Open forum. Monday at 8:00pm, 2 hours.
Class 8: "Health Watch - Giving her flowers is not harmful to your health" Graphics and audio tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00pm for 2 hours.
Class 9: "Real Men ask for Directions When Lost" Real life
testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00pm, location to be determined.
Class 10: "Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while she
parallel parks"? Driving simulations. Four weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11: "Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife" Online classes and role-playing.
Class 12: "How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion" Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques. Meets four weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00p.m.
Class 13: "How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to be Late" Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00pm for 2 hours.
Class 14: "The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used"
Live demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00pm, location to be determined.
Class 1: "How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays" Step-by-step, with slide presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2: "The Toilet Paper Roll - Does it Change Itself?" Round-the table discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday at 2:00pm for 2 hours.
Class 3: "Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls and Nearby Bathtub?" Group practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00pm for 2 hours. (Note: this class meets at O'Malley's Brew Pub on 16th Street)
Class 4: "Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor" Pictures and explanatory graphics. Meetings are Saturdays at 2:00pm for 3 weeks.
Class 5: "After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink?" Video presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00pm.
Class 6: "Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other" Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets fourWeeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00pm.
Class 7: "Learning How to Find Things - Starting with looking in the right places instead of turning the house upside down while screaming" Open forum. Monday at 8:00pm, 2 hours.
Class 8: "Health Watch - Giving her flowers is not harmful to your health" Graphics and audio tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00pm for 2 hours.
Class 9: "Real Men ask for Directions When Lost" Real life
testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00pm, location to be determined.
Class 10: "Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while she
parallel parks"? Driving simulations. Four weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11: "Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife" Online classes and role-playing.
Class 12: "How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion" Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques. Meets four weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00p.m.
Class 13: "How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to be Late" Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00pm for 2 hours.
Class 14: "The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used"
Live demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00pm, location to be determined.
