A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
'What's the matter?' he asks.
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.
'What the hell is anal glaucoma?'
'Well,' say the woman, 'try as I might, I can't see my a$$ coming into work today.'
'What's the matter?' he asks.
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.
'What the hell is anal glaucoma?'
'Well,' say the woman, 'try as I might, I can't see my a$$ coming into work today.'