Chinese Sick Leave.....

[Rollin20z]

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel great. I be at work soon..........You got nice house.'

 

[Defiant]

Good one and flexible too. You can sub in any ethnic group and use it just the same.

 

[lil charlie]

I saw that one coming half way through it. good one

 

[mr8ball]

That was good. Thanks for sharing

 

[BusaBret]

 

[chrisjp]

i thought it was going to be about eating bad cat....lol (pun included)

 

[frisbee]

wrong but funny

 

[Sum Beach]

 

[Hayabusa4life]

Someone getting fired

 

[dadofthree]

He couldn't be insubordinate