Calling in Sick

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A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

'What's the matter?' he asks.

'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.

'What the hell is anal glaucoma?'

'Well,' say the woman, 'try as I might, I can't see my a$$ coming into work today.'

:whistle:
 
definitely a good one...

I typically use "calling in scared"

"Hi boss, I'm afraid I cant make it in today" :whistle:

:laugh:
 
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