Tetge
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A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed.They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far andwould just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought abucket and garden hose. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer andpicked up a couple of chickens and a goose.However, struggling outside the store, he now had a problem: how tocarry all of his purchases home.
While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. We could walk together. But I can't help you carry your packages maam, I've got my hands full here."
The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the hose in the bucket,carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
"Why thank you very much... good idea, " he said and proceeded to walk the oldwoman home. On the way he says, "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. It's a lot faster and we'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously and then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, a hose,two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The lady replied, "Easy, set the goose down, cover him with the bucket,put the hose on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought abucket and garden hose. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer andpicked up a couple of chickens and a goose.However, struggling outside the store, he now had a problem: how tocarry all of his purchases home.
While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. We could walk together. But I can't help you carry your packages maam, I've got my hands full here."
The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the hose in the bucket,carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
"Why thank you very much... good idea, " he said and proceeded to walk the oldwoman home. On the way he says, "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. It's a lot faster and we'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously and then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, a hose,two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The lady replied, "Easy, set the goose down, cover him with the bucket,put the hose on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
