Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park
every day to feed the pigeons, watch the
squirrels and discuss world
problems.
One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much
about it and figured maybe he had a cold or
something. But after Bill hadn't shown up for a
week or so, Sam really got worried. However,
since the only time they ever got together was
at the park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived,
so he was unable to find out what had happened
to him.
A month had passed, and Sam
figured he had seen the last of Bill, but one
day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and
behold! --there sat Bill! Sam was very excited
and happy to see him and told him so. Then he
said, 'For crying out loud Bill, what in the
world happened to you?'
Bill replied, 'I
have been in
jail.'
'Jail?'
cried Sam. ' What in the world
for?'
'Well,'
Bill said, 'you know Sue, that cute little
blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I
sometimes go?'
'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I
remember her. What about her?'
'Well, one
day she filed rape charges against me; and, at
89 years old, I was so proud that when I got
into court, I pled
'guilty'
'The
damn judge gave me 30 days for
perjury.'
every day to feed the pigeons, watch the
squirrels and discuss world
problems.
One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much
about it and figured maybe he had a cold or
something. But after Bill hadn't shown up for a
week or so, Sam really got worried. However,
since the only time they ever got together was
at the park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived,
so he was unable to find out what had happened
to him.
A month had passed, and Sam
figured he had seen the last of Bill, but one
day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and
behold! --there sat Bill! Sam was very excited
and happy to see him and told him so. Then he
said, 'For crying out loud Bill, what in the
world happened to you?'
Bill replied, 'I
have been in
jail.'
'Jail?'
cried Sam. ' What in the world
for?'
'Well,'
Bill said, 'you know Sue, that cute little
blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I
sometimes go?'
'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I
remember her. What about her?'
'Well, one
day she filed rape charges against me; and, at
89 years old, I was so proud that when I got
into court, I pled
'guilty'
'The
damn judge gave me 30 days for
perjury.'
