You might be a speeder if....

[Let 'er eat!]

Man, How did you get yours to do 54 MPH? The only time I can get mine to go that slow is in neutral!  

Actually that was the aftermath of the officer giving me a "considerable break", as he put it.  

I was doing a buck thirty when my radar detector went off and he said he clocked me at 75.



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[UUBusa]

1. Cops/Dogs don't even bother trying to chase.

2. Cops have a gun in one hand and cuffs in the other. (never been there)

3. Busa seat has a seam down the middle.

4. your better half throws away your the rear seat.

5. everyone ya pass looks at their speedodometer.

6. everyone sez "Glad ya made it"

 

[NightStalker]

You start talking like "The Wolf" from Pulp Fiction:
"That's a thirty minute drive ... I'll be there in ten."

 

[Copperone]

You shift into 5th at 150.

If you wake up in the morning and smile when you think about the Busa.

 

[Let 'er eat!]

You start talking like "The Wolf" from Pulp Fiction:
"That's a thirty minute drive ... I'll be there in ten."

People ask me directional questions all the time - and I say something like - Miami that's 2 and 1/2 hours but for you it's probably 4 hours.


BTW, you know your a speeder when they start showing you being chased on the internet, cops, CBS and America's most wanted.

 

[Mikey D]

When your paralleling your wife & kids in the car (Saturn), stop for a light & your kid motiones for a wheelie!

(Happened last night.  My wife is STILL PISSED!)

 

[1313R]

If you arrive somewhere before you leave, you might be a speeder.

 

[the bigpunn]

1. if you take your lawyer along with you!
2. hide a extra $100 in rear compartment for bond!
3. your insuance agent takes vacation when you pay your premium!

 

[busabrother]

if The weather channel predicts good riding weather and the police line up outside your garage!

 

[Stallion]

You know your a speeder when you switch the rear seat to the hump for that night.

 

[jwcfbd]

Need I say more?

 

[busabuddy]

You might be a speeder if ...
the smile you wear on your face is not necessarily 'cause your happy -- it's there due to excessive G forces.

 

[mctrull]

And just how did you get that ticket? Did the cop know where you live?



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[mctrull]

Now, That's what I am talking about!

That is a ticket that will need representation and a driving course class.

 

[MET]

You know you have become a speeder when you start seeing these cars behind you more often.

 

[jwcfbd]

Now, That's what I am talking about!

 That is a ticket that will need representation and a driving course class.

Yes it did.

Defensive Driving Class $75,
Lawyer $600,
Day in court. Got the reckless driving ticket thrown out but the speeding stuck. $550.
I got off the gas when I saw brake lights in front of me but it was to late. I didn't even realize that I was going quit that fast.

Atleast I stayed out of jail and kept my license.

 

[stkr00]

When your paralleling your wife & kids in the car (Saturn), stop for a light & your kid motiones for a wheelie!

(Happened last night. My wife is STILL PISSED!)

TOO COOL ! ! !

 

[Odyssey]

1.When you test your 0-60-0 time down the street behind your house (which is a short street, about 13-14 houses).

2.When the police give you a ticket before you pull out of your driveway

3. When your father takes highway exits at 120 and you mother sets cruise control at 90mph, in a car. Its genetic, anyone try that one ?

4. Your wrist hurts, unless the throttle is wide open.

5. If you have every hit redline on the tach in first gear on a busa

1, 3, and 5 im guilty of

 

[dezzy7]

IF you have an electronic bank draft set up for your local traffic court

 

[mcoyote]

When you catch yourself saying:
"Nah, you're kidding me, there's a SIXTH gear?"

...and, while at speed:
"Those are some purty blue lights, maybe I'll see them again when I get back."