I've crawled a LOT of arses for that one. Yeah, go ahead and make your little kid scared of the popo. That way when he gets lost, he will RUN and HIDE from us instead of coming to us. Geesh!They also missed..."If you don't be good I'm gonna tell the officer to get you..."I really hate that one...
Almost all... There are a few that I haven't experienced, but VERY few. These were obviously written by a cop, or a compilation of input from several cops. They ring too true to have been made up by someone who's never been "on the job".
Heh... yeah, that's a good one. Back in my early days in LE I had this guy who ALWAYS stopped EVERY time he saw me stopped anywhere and had to tell me about his crappy life. He always wanted my advice. I played it cool and went along with him for as long as I could (probably several months) but it got to the point that I got the impression that most, if not all of what he was telling me probably wasn't even true so I decided to mess with his head.my favorite is suicide getting it right
Hell if u should keep tryin if you dont get it right cause when you think about it no one wants to be an underachiever
I wish I could have seen the looks on their faces when you said that!Heh... yeah, that's a good one. Back in my early days in LE I had this guy who ALWAYS stopped EVERY time he saw me stopped anywhere and had to tell me about his crappy life. He always wanted my advice. I played it cool and went along with him for as long as I could (probably several months) but it got to the point that I got the impression that most, if not all of what he was telling me probably wasn't even true so I decided to mess with his head.my favorite is suicide getting it right
Hell if u should keep tryin if you dont get it right cause when you think about it no one wants to be an underachiever
I'm standing in a convenience store getting a drink when he sees me and pulls in. He comes in and starts spilling his guts. He said his wife had left him for a mexican. He asked, "What do you think I should do?" My reply? Hehehe... "Have you considered suicide?"
His jaw hit the floor and his eyes got as big as saucers. The store clerk had the same reaction.He left and never approached me again. He didn't take my advice because I still saw him around town, but he never bothered me again. The clerk knew me so she understood, and laughed her butt off once I explained how I'd listened to him for months about that crap and it was the same every night I worked. She said it floored her at first because she didn't know I'd ever seen the guy before. She thought this was probably my first time ever meeting the guy and thought my advice was insane!
Almost used that line again last night.I wish I could have seen the looks on their faces when you said that!Heh... yeah, that's a good one. Back in my early days in LE I had this guy who ALWAYS stopped EVERY time he saw me stopped anywhere and had to tell me about his crappy life. He always wanted my advice. I played it cool and went along with him for as long as I could (probably several months) but it got to the point that I got the impression that most, if not all of what he was telling me probably wasn't even true so I decided to mess with his head.my favorite is suicide getting it right
Hell if u should keep tryin if you dont get it right cause when you think about it no one wants to be an underachiever
I'm standing in a convenience store getting a drink when he sees me and pulls in. He comes in and starts spilling his guts. He said his wife had left him for a mexican. He asked, "What do you think I should do?" My reply? Hehehe... "Have you considered suicide?"
His jaw hit the floor and his eyes got as big as saucers. The store clerk had the same reaction.He left and never approached me again. He didn't take my advice because I still saw him around town, but he never bothered me again. The clerk knew me so she understood, and laughed her butt off once I explained how I'd listened to him for months about that crap and it was the same every night I worked. She said it floored her at first because she didn't know I'd ever seen the guy before. She thought this was probably my first time ever meeting the guy and thought my advice was insane!
