That bike is going to give Busa owners a bad name.
This Celebrity-Owned MASTERPIECE...[/QUOTE]
Must be a "C" list celebrity. Why not drop a name? Prolly if you did the price would have to drop.
...is the only motorcycle in existence with a completely custom-built sound system which plays your favorite local TV shows with it's built-in tuner, ANY DVD or CD with it's own Panasonic DVD/CD player securely located underneath the passenger seat...[/QUOTE]
Uh, ever sat on a '04 custom Goldwing before?
Custom-built, Triple-Chrome Predator Spinners which makes stopping at EVERY stop sign or red light an absolute red-carpet event as everyone around you rolls down their window to say, "I can't believe you've got spinners on a freakin' motorcycle!"[/QUOTE]
No.....I think the actual quote would be, "I can't believe you've got spinners on a freakin' motorcycle you freakin' loser."
A custom-built SOUND SYSTEM...for maximum sound quality and balance....Not to mention ANOTHER 6X9 SPEAKER BUILT INTO THE OPTIONAL HUMP that is of course included with the bike. This bike can be heard from a block away![/QUOTE]
Quality and balance? You're outside on a moving bike, forchrissakes! And it's a cowl, MensaMan.
...allows the bike to be tracked on a SKYNET computer system, which means this machine is completely THEFT-PROOF![/QUOTE]
If you have to track your bike via SKYNET then I hate to break the news for you.... IT'S ALREADY BEEN STOLEN. I thought SKYNET was supposed to take over the world in 2025, not '05. And the Terminator rode a Harley.
All chrome and custom parts, of course. Custom Spider grips, chrome bullet bar ends, Hayabusa insignia seat skins, Super-bright white Neon Street-Glows that light up the road and has a custom on/off switch on side of dash (cutoff switch for entire system also located on side of dash). Actual police flashers built into the headlight. Turning signals built into mirrors, custom Carpenter's clutch, custom windshield...[/QUOTE]
It's surprising how little $100,000 will buy you nowadays.
...brand new tires with a 180 back tire. 300 HORSEPOWER![/QUOTE]
I'm not riding any bike that's putting out 300HP with the WRONG SIZE TIRE on the back.
Custom engine work and Eliminator kit makes this the absolute fastest bike on the planet with blazing speeds of over 220 miles per hour. Starts fast and runs flawlessly with smooth acceleration. Clean shifting transmission, new air filters.[/QUOTE]
Ah, new air filters. That explains the 100K. My bad.
Sunny days will never be the same with ALL EYES ON YOU as you're riding this dream machine through your town, turning heads and watching other bikers bowing down and being blown away every time they see or HEAR you coming![/QUOTE]
Well, it's difficult to stand up straight when you're laughing that hard.
...this is a fully "ridable" show bike that has even been taken to the track.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure it has......SANTA ANITA, DEL MAR, HOLLYWOOD PARK...... parked next to the H2 with the 18" wheels in "celebrity parking"
Don't miss this once in a lifetime opportunity. Act right now! For the who have been asking, the "Buy It Now" price is $102,000.[/QUOTE]
If this bike sells for the asking price I'm taking five grand, doing the same thing and selling my Busa for $90,000 on eBay next week.