while at work and nothing...well ok nothing pressing to do i came upon a thought of what if a group of nun's would leave the church to start their own brothel....what would be some advertising lines? ya might laugh you might not...but here goes and forgive the spelling...and have some laughs with it
1. if you want the best....we have nun
2. we have the best strip bar...nun
3. married and want to do some Roman?
4.here ...its all in black and white
5. here you dont have to leave...to go to confession
6 on fridays durning lent the meat you can eat here is nun
7. ever wanted to do "it" in a church?
8. Screaming "Oh God" is perfectly acceptable here
9. All donations are accepted here...big or small
10. We rejoice when he "rises up"
11. we wont make you feel guilty to give up your money
12. thats not holy water we are spraying.
13. everyone wants to get into these "heavenly gates"
14. here you wont mind getting swallowed for 3 days
15. here everyone can part the red seas
16 here we "Altar Boys" into men
17. we try to be a inspiration to all who come here
16 here the only latin you will get ...speaks spanish
17. here you will enjoy our "sermon on the mount"
18. we have enough "fishes" and "buns" to feed everyone
19. every day is "the day of ascention"
20. here it is ok if you like to kiss feet
21. our favorite song here is "oh come all ye faithfull"
22. here it wont cost you a rib to get a woman
23. the pope will be comeing here soon
24. even the pope comes here
25. the pope "didnt sleep here"
26 "and also with you" costs extra
27. if its dark damp and smelly...it's not our dungeon
28 we welcome visits from fathers and brothers
29 here sented oils are not for annointing
30 we are all virgins here
31 thats not incense thats "smokeing" in here
32. group limit of 12......13 if one is well hung
33 our calls have rome charges
34 we are not the "sisters of the immaculate conception"
35. mary magdallen is our patron saint
36 we will never "deny" you....unless you cant pay
37 our "fire and brimestone" suite comes with a bear skin rug
38. you will love our sodom and Immoral package
39 The Great Flood...is a show stopper
40 all our rooms have cathedrial ceilings
41 you dont have to look like quasimoto to ring our bells
42 fig leafs optional
43 if you like big girls.....try our "mother superior"
44 we dont fake anything here....we cannot tell a lie
lets say you are into S & M.....
1. we are the pros at kneeling before our master
2. we vow to be silent...and you dont even have to gag us
3. we invented torture...remember the spanish inquisition?
4 here we make you beg for forgiveness
5. here we "tithe" you up
6. here we wont "strech" the truth
7 we make wearing all black...cool
8. everyone gets the paddle here
9. whacking the nuckles here "measures up"
and for the gay folk....
1 we have centuries of experience of spanking little boys
2 here we have the best beads
3 "hey we are all sisters here"
4 it dont take the bone of an ass to slay you here
5 long hair is a "stong" suit
1. if you want the best....we have nun
2. we have the best strip bar...nun
3. married and want to do some Roman?
4.here ...its all in black and white
5. here you dont have to leave...to go to confession
6 on fridays durning lent the meat you can eat here is nun
7. ever wanted to do "it" in a church?
8. Screaming "Oh God" is perfectly acceptable here
9. All donations are accepted here...big or small
10. We rejoice when he "rises up"
11. we wont make you feel guilty to give up your money
12. thats not holy water we are spraying.
13. everyone wants to get into these "heavenly gates"
14. here you wont mind getting swallowed for 3 days
15. here everyone can part the red seas
16 here we "Altar Boys" into men
17. we try to be a inspiration to all who come here
16 here the only latin you will get ...speaks spanish
17. here you will enjoy our "sermon on the mount"
18. we have enough "fishes" and "buns" to feed everyone
19. every day is "the day of ascention"
20. here it is ok if you like to kiss feet
21. our favorite song here is "oh come all ye faithfull"
22. here it wont cost you a rib to get a woman
23. the pope will be comeing here soon
24. even the pope comes here
25. the pope "didnt sleep here"
26 "and also with you" costs extra
27. if its dark damp and smelly...it's not our dungeon
28 we welcome visits from fathers and brothers
29 here sented oils are not for annointing
30 we are all virgins here
31 thats not incense thats "smokeing" in here
32. group limit of 12......13 if one is well hung
33 our calls have rome charges
34 we are not the "sisters of the immaculate conception"
35. mary magdallen is our patron saint
36 we will never "deny" you....unless you cant pay
37 our "fire and brimestone" suite comes with a bear skin rug
38. you will love our sodom and Immoral package
39 The Great Flood...is a show stopper
40 all our rooms have cathedrial ceilings
41 you dont have to look like quasimoto to ring our bells
42 fig leafs optional
43 if you like big girls.....try our "mother superior"
44 we dont fake anything here....we cannot tell a lie
lets say you are into S & M.....
1. we are the pros at kneeling before our master
2. we vow to be silent...and you dont even have to gag us
3. we invented torture...remember the spanish inquisition?
4 here we make you beg for forgiveness
5. here we "tithe" you up
6. here we wont "strech" the truth
7 we make wearing all black...cool
8. everyone gets the paddle here
9. whacking the nuckles here "measures up"
and for the gay folk....
1 we have centuries of experience of spanking little boys
2 here we have the best beads
3 "hey we are all sisters here"
4 it dont take the bone of an ass to slay you here
5 long hair is a "stong" suit
