Walmart greeters

proud dad

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them
all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there.
Are they twins?'

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Â Are you blind, or just stupid?'

'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.
I think I want to be a wal mart greeter. Hang out, say hello to people, push shopping carts to the front. yeah, I am in baby!
I can just see it now...
"hello, and have a great freakin' day!"