So two hours into

[isiahstites]

my first day of work as a Wal-Mart greeter, an ugly woman came in with her two kids. Hearing her swear at them, I said, 'Good morning, welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice kids, are they twins?' The mom answered, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind or stupid?' I replied, 'I'm not blind or stupid. I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work!

 

[newman]

 

[mabupa]

 

[captain]

Thanks, I needed that Monday morning laugh...

 

[lil charlie]

Me too Cap...

 

[ResidentEvil]

put a smile on my face thanks

 

[Fastfrog007]

put a smile on my face thanks

Glad to hear it, cause I've got some cold weather I was gonna send your way.

 

[SABUSABOY]

nice one Scott

 

[GIXERHP]

Made me laugh!

 

[isiahstites]

Made me laugh!

"silence! I kill you!!"

 

[busagirl4444]

O hell

 

[mr8ball]

That a boy. Speek your mind. I would have loved to been there for that one

 

[1busa]

Thats a good 1

 

[FALQN]

That a boy. Speek your mind. I would have loved to been there for that one

No stuff! If I had been there I do not think I could have held it in! I'd be on the floor cracking up!

 

[dadofthree]

Oldie but goldie

 

[ky busa]

 

[IG.]

LMAOROTF!!! I assume they let you go. But that's a good one.

THANK YOU!

 

[N2DEEP]

 

[Hayabusa4life]