This will make You LOL! I pity the girl that rode with me last night!!!! OMG!!!

[Projekt]

So... How was the massage? At least we all got the happy ending. Did you?

[DEMMYM]

[rashad]

OK..ive made out with her.. ONCE. a long time ago.. i was drunk lol. She cant let loose ends alone and wants to finish the job (shes texted me a bunch of times) Im just not into it. The thrill is in the chase for me and with her there is no chase... i know its weird. Plus shes kinda dumb, as mentioned.

Yes the massage was great. lotion included.

[outlawbusa]

Was this dangerous? Of course it was
Did anything bad happen? Doesn't sound like it
Was it a funny story to hear? Hell Yes it was funny,

I laughed hard, until Someone else who sounds like they have ridden a cowl once or twice themselves got a little ....

Anyway, thanks for sharing the story Rashad, sounds like you have one hecuva night~!~

[MO-BUSA]

she rode the hump, awesome....thats dang funny

[PADEROLIS]

OK here we go...

So im at this party..and this girl is there who has a crush on me, but is more annoying than a sinking ship...

"Please take for a ride!, please!"

"No."

Rinse.Repeat.

"please"

"no"
etc..etc

"Please take me for a ride! Ill give you a massage!"

"Ok. Lets go."

(shes a certified massage therapist)

So after much prodding, I finally decide Im going to take her for a quick ride.

I duly noted, with a lazy groan, that I needed to change the cowl and get the passenger seat on.
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So I warm the bike up, and back it out of my spot. I made sure and put the pegs down, and taught her what to do as a passenger on my bike etc...

We strapped on our lids and away we went. The ride was pretty uneventful, except for a drunk guy who wouldnt move out of the middle of the road...

I slowed next to him, pulled in the clutch and bounced the rev limiter and watched him pee his pants.


We ended up going on a pretty good loop around town and ended with a quick 120 mph blip on the highway....nothing really fast, pretty safe IMO.

I did notice she kept holding pretty tight, and that she seemed to be sliding back... i was mildly annoyed.

We got back and she jumped off.

"That was fun! Lets do it again sometime"

"You owe me a massage."

We go inside, in the middle of the party and barge into the bedroom. She breaks out the lotion and gives me a massage... everyone was weirded out at first so we left the door open lol... Trust me im not into her...but massages are awesome! When we get done she realizes she lost her phone..She thinks it fell out during the ride..

Her and another girl retrace our route in their car. Meanwhile im drinking a bit and hanging out inside, getting ready to go to bed (my apt is on the third floor of this building).

As I walk up to my apt and slide the key into the lock I start to think...

As I cross into the living room and flick on the light above the pool table I start to REALLY think..

As I get to the bedroom I STOP.

"Oh my God," I say to myself..."Did I make her ride on the seat cowl!?"

The answer is yes. I totally forgot to put on the seat.


OH, and I found her phone laying next to my bike this morning...

Here's something that caught my attention: You say you were at a party in your apartment building, but it was not in your own apartment. After giving in to the young lady's repeated requests you go out, warm the bike up and back it out of your spot. You stated you duly noted you needed to put the passenger seat on before you typed that you warmed the bike up. My question is why did'nt you walk upstairs to your apt. and get the seat then? You obviously needed to use the key to unlock the hump to remove it and replace it with the seat.

Were your intentions to warm the bike up, shut it back off, remove the hump, run upstairs and grab the seat, install the seat and then restart the bike and take off with your passenger? I too can laugh about this now, but how in the world could you forget to change from cowl to seat. Also where was the helmet that she wore? If you are one that carries an extra on the bike just in case someone wants to ride, how come the seat was'nt already on the bike? Was the helmet in your apt. too along with the seat? I'm really not trying to start more drama, but I really want to understand.

[bazooki]

Here's something that caught my attention: You say you were at a party in your apartment building, but it was not in your own apartment. After giving in to the young lady's repeated requests you go out, warm the bike up and back it out of your spot. You stated you duly noted you needed to put the passenger seat on before you typed that you warmed the bike up. My question is why did'nt you walk upstairs to your apt. and get the seat then? You obviously needed to use the key to unlock the hump to remove it and replace it with the seat.

Were your intentions to warm the bike up, shut it back off, remove the hump, run upstairs and grab the seat, install the seat and then restart the bike and take off with your passenger? I too can laugh about this now, but how in the world could you forget to change from cowl to seat. Also where was the helmet that she wore? If you are one that carries an extra on the bike just in case someone wants to ride, how come the seat was'nt already on the bike? Was the helmet in your apt. too along with the seat? I'm really not trying to start more drama, but I really want to understand.

I think it's time to call your lawyer now Rashad.
Detective Paderolis has some questions..........

[Yorad]

Here's something that caught my attention: You say you were at a party in your apartment building, but it was not in your own apartment. After giving in to the young lady's repeated requests you go out, warm the bike up and back it out of your spot. You stated you duly noted you needed to put the passenger seat on before you typed that you warmed the bike up. My question is why did'nt you walk upstairs to your apt. and get the seat then? You obviously needed to use the key to unlock the hump to remove it and replace it with the seat.

Were your intentions to warm the bike up, shut it back off, remove the hump, run upstairs and grab the seat, install the seat and then restart the bike and take off with your passenger? I too can laugh about this now, but how in the world could you forget to change from cowl to seat. Also where was the helmet that she wore? If you are one that carries an extra on the bike just in case someone wants to ride, how come the seat was'nt already on the bike? Was the helmet in your apt. too along with the seat? I'm really not trying to start more drama, but I really want to understand.

Over-analyze much? Don't answer that without consent from your attorney!

Funny story, and if YOU don't think it is, there are LOTS of other threads for you to go read... not talking to anyone in particular, just a general suggestion that applies universally.

[outlawbusa]

I think it's time to call your lawyer now Rashad.
Detective Paderolis has some questions..........

[rashad]

LMAO..

Ok. I live in an apt complex. My two cars and my bike are parked neatly in the same general area.

My TOOLS, SEAT COWL(or seat), BIKE COVER, BIKE STAND, AND VARIOUS OTHER CRAP, are in my two cars. My grand am is basically a tool box itself as i am working on it at the moment and there are tools scattered everywhere.

I went upstairs to get my old helmet, a black m2r or something that i used for years.. and i had my HJC as I had just gotten home and didnt even go upstairs yet. (still had my gear on.)

I duly noted Oh crap, need to change the seat before we go.

Then i totally forgot after starting the bike up and talking to her. Got sidetracked, made a mistake, whatever.

Does that clarify things?

[PADEROLIS]

LMAO..

Ok. I live in an apt complex. My two cars and my bike are parked neatly in the same general area.

My TOOLS, SEAT COWL(or seat), BIKE COVER, BIKE STAND, AND VARIOUS OTHER CRAP, are in my two cars. My grand am is basically a tool box itself as i am working on it at the moment and there are tools scattered everywhere.

I went upstairs to get my old helmet, a black m2r or something that i used for years.. and i had my HJC as I had just gotten home and didnt even go upstairs yet. (still had my gear on.)

I duly noted Oh crap, need to change the seat before we go.

Then i totally forgot after starting the bike up and talking to her. Got sidetracked, made a mistake, whatever.

Does that clarify things?

Now see that's better! Details Man Details... We will now take a short recess and I'll return with my decision!

[bazooki]

I went upstairs to get my old helmet, a black m2r or something that i used for years..


Okay, so you are suggesting that you went upstairs to get a helmet that you have had for years and yet you aren't even sure what kind it is?

Is THAT the story you want to stick with?

We can keep you here all night yaknow? Is that what you want? Is it????

[rashad]

LOL....its not a z1r.. its an m2r...i dunno im so confused on these numbers! ahh!

[Postal]

OK here we go...

So im at this party..and this girl is there who has a crush on me, but is more annoying than a sinking ship...

"Please take for a ride!, please!"

"No."

Rinse.Repeat.

"please"

"no"
etc..etc

"Please take me for a ride! Ill give you a massage!"

"Ok. Lets go."

(shes a certified massage therapist)

So after much prodding, I finally decide Im going to take her for a quick ride.

I duly noted, with a lazy groan, that I needed to change the cowl and get the passenger seat on.
----------------------------------------------------------------

So I warm the bike up, and back it out of my spot. I made sure and put the pegs down, and taught her what to do as a passenger on my bike etc...

We strapped on our lids and away we went. The ride was pretty uneventful, except for a drunk guy who wouldnt move out of the middle of the road...

I slowed next to him, pulled in the clutch and bounced the rev limiter and watched him pee his pants.


We ended up going on a pretty good loop around town and ended with a quick 120 mph blip on the highway....nothing really fast, pretty safe IMO.

I did notice she kept holding pretty tight, and that she seemed to be sliding back... i was mildly annoyed.

We got back and she jumped off.

"That was fun! Lets do it again sometime"

"You owe me a massage."

We go inside, in the middle of the party and barge into the bedroom. She breaks out the lotion and gives me a massage... everyone was weirded out at first so we left the door open lol... Trust me im not into her...but massages are awesome! When we get done she realizes she lost her phone..She thinks it fell out during the ride..

Her and another girl retrace our route in their car. Meanwhile im drinking a bit and hanging out inside, getting ready to go to bed (my apt is on the third floor of this building).

As I walk up to my apt and slide the key into the lock I start to think...

As I cross into the living room and flick on the light above the pool table I start to REALLY think..

As I get to the bedroom I STOP.

"Oh my God," I say to myself..."Did I make her ride on the seat cowl!?"

The answer is yes. I totally forgot to put on the seat.


OH, and I found her phone laying next to my bike this morning...

[outlawbusa]

Sooooo, the whole moral of the story was.... did she ever get her phone back???

Or did you go down through her fav 5 and prank call all her buddies?

[k03gsxr750]

Wow, just wow ???

[rashad]

I sell verizon phones.

I brought it in and reactivated it for her today lol. I had off this weekend.

Oh and the best part is I told her the next day about it..

shes like "Yeah it felt like I had hardcore sex last night. I wondered what was up!"

[Projekt]

I think you might have spanked her..

[outlawbusa]

I sell verizon phones.

I brought it in and reactivated it for her today lol. I had off this weekend.

Oh and the best part is I told her the next day about it..

shes like "Yeah it felt like I had hardcore sex last night. I wondered what was up!"

HHmmm, you going clean off your cowl before you take your next rider out?

[HT_USMC]

I sell verizon phones.

I brought it in and reactivated it for her today lol. I had off this weekend.

Oh and the best part is I told her the next day about it..

shes like "Yeah it felt like I had hardcore sex last night. I wondered what was up!"

She said she'd go again...


... don't go easy on her! Cowl every time!