This was funny ladies don't kill me

[head east busa]

Why are wedding dresses white?

IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS!!!!!!
IT'S EVEN A BRAVER ONE WHO FORWARDS IT !!!!!!!

Son asked his mother the following question:

"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies,

"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,


"Son, all household appliances come in white."

[outlawbusa]

Bad (good) one...or good (bad) one~!~

[shadetree57]

Normally Fathers don't lie to their sons. Just kiddin Ladies.

[Pinky Winky]

[DEMMYM]

Gotta show the wife.

[RYC1966]

another version...so the dishwasher can match the washer/dryer

[AJAY]

There's a second part to this joke:

Daughter asked her mother the following question:

"Mom, why does man wear black to his wedding?" The mother looks at her daughter and replies......

[BigDiesel]

thats so.....true *cough* I mean, WRONG!
sorry, it slipped out....

[Phil96]

Poor dehumanised baby

[NickSully]

[Laylas_Mom]

O
M
G
did you really just post that?!?!

j/k its pretty funny..

[lar300mag]

I'm sending this to my G/F LMAO

[Takeuon]

[dadofthree]

another version...so the dishwasher can match the washer/dryer

[dadofthree]

I'm sending this to my G/F LMAO

NO, it's to late isn't it ???

[TommyGunn1300]

haha i just sent that to my Fiance

[el stumpo]

[mike1180]

OUCH!

[Dino]

[frisbee]