Thinking about new mod

[Kanman]

Had to join forum (was going to anyways) just to reply to this one. Way back when I used to drive a semi. As gross as this may sound, sometimes you just didnt have time to pull over to take a leak so you would use a large zip lock freezer bag.

Needless to say I found good use for this FULL bag of yellow gold one night as I had a guy that just wouldnt get off my back bumper. I mean, come on! 3 am middle of no where, and not another car in sight, and this guy is so close to my back bumper all I could see was his headlight reflection from under the trailer.

[VaBusa]

Ha ha ha ha ... some of us carry a pocket full of marbles just for occasions like that

I know there's been a couple of times a cager in front of me will "accidently" spray me with their windshield wiper fluid or "accidently" run on edge of a rocky shoulder

so if you're in the mood for some payback you can pull in front and "accidently" drop some marbles out of your pocket!! I know that such payback is petty but oh well we can give in to the urge sometimes.
Of course all of this is hypothetical and I'd never do such a thing

Good idea...in theory only, of course...

[warbrown]

You might want to check out some old Speed Racer episodes. If I recall, Speedy and RacerX had lots of good tricks up their sleeves.

[MrHans]

Almost got t-boned by a cager, he stopped short of me by less than a foot. He honked his horn and flipped me off! I calmly shut the bike off, put the bike on the sidestand and walked over and broke his antennae off the roof of his car. He kinda freaked out.

He backed up and laid rubber to get away from me. Hindsight being what it is, there's no way I would do that kinda stuff again. Full leathers, engineer boots and dark visored helmet made me feel invincible @ the time...

[00Busarider]

when i was younger and dumber. me and my buddies would drive around with condoms that we had filled with water and chunked em out the window at bicyclists and pedestrians.

I gotta say though, one time when i was on my Beemer i wish i had had something close at hand to throw. some jackass in a pickup drifted into my lane on the highway and bumped me!! my hard bags saved my life! his bumper brushed my bag, which compressed and then expanded, pushing the bike away from his bumper, then my reflexes (hard lean to the left and healthy gooseing of the throttle) took care of the rest. @sshole just stared at me then promptly got off at the first exit he saw.

[BigBSBusa]

Interesting tactics, but be careful in this day and age. Piss off the wrong person and it could be your a$$ in a sling!

[ICEMANN]

Had to join forum (was going to anyways) just to reply to this one. Way back when I used to drive a semi. As gross as this may sound, sometimes you just didnt have time to pull over to take a leak so you would use a large zip lock freezer bag.

Needless to say I found good use for this FULL bag of yellow gold one night as I had a guy that just wouldnt get off my back bumper. I mean, come on! 3 am middle of no where, and not another car in sight, and this guy is so close to my back bumper all I could see was his headlight reflection from under the trailer.

What do you say when it's that DOT Trooper that now wants to do a level 1 all day inspection just to tow it?

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? Good idea but you being the only vehicle usually means he's da MAN!

ICE

[Devil Dog]

U guys are bad....bad influence too! I hear no EVIL!!!

[laken]

In Louisiana we can carry handguns. I commute on mainly two lane roads and it never fails that I pass a car and all of a sudden they want to do 30 mph faster right on my a$$. I just lean over so my jacket rides up and exposes my holster and start slowing down. Never fails they back way off.

I still think I should get some of those ICON gloves with all the metal. They make a mean looking finger...