Why Motorcycles are Better Than Women.....
Your motorcycle doesn't get upset when you forget its birthday.
You don't have to talk to your motorcycle after you ride it.
You can choke your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle doesn't get mad when you ignore it for a month or so.
Motorcycles don't get jealous if you come home with grease under your fingernails.
Motorcycles don't snore.
Your motorcycle won't wake you up at 3:00 AM and ask you if you love it
Your motorcycle won't leave you for another rider.
You don't have to pay child support,alimony to an ex-motorcycle.
If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to
apologize before you can ride it again.
If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get
better parts.
If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss
politics to correct it.
If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
It's always OK to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
Motorcycles don't have parents.
Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or
if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
Motorcycles last longer.
Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2.000 miles.
Motorcycles' curves never sag.
When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same
time.
You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't
get sore.
You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month.
You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very
well.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your
Motorcycle.
sorry girls.... hope yer not too angry...and if you are...
I should get a spanking
Your motorcycle doesn't get upset when you forget its birthday.
You don't have to talk to your motorcycle after you ride it.
You can choke your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle doesn't get mad when you ignore it for a month or so.
Motorcycles don't get jealous if you come home with grease under your fingernails.
Motorcycles don't snore.
Your motorcycle won't wake you up at 3:00 AM and ask you if you love it
Your motorcycle won't leave you for another rider.
You don't have to pay child support,alimony to an ex-motorcycle.
If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to
apologize before you can ride it again.
If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get
better parts.
If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss
politics to correct it.
If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
It's always OK to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
Motorcycles don't have parents.
Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or
if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
Motorcycles last longer.
Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2.000 miles.
Motorcycles' curves never sag.
When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same
time.
You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't
get sore.
You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month.
You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very
well.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your
Motorcycle.
sorry girls.... hope yer not too angry...and if you are...
I should get a spanking