Sorry girls...i hate to do this but....

[rubbersidedown]

Why Motorcycles are Better Than Women.....

Your motorcycle doesn't get upset when you forget its birthday.
You don't have to talk to your motorcycle after you ride it.
You can choke your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle doesn't get mad when you ignore it for a month or so.
Motorcycles don't get jealous if you come home with grease under your fingernails.

Motorcycles don't snore.
Your motorcycle won't wake you up at 3:00 AM and ask you if you love it
Your motorcycle won't leave you for another rider.
You don't have to pay child support,alimony to an ex-motorcycle.
If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to
apologize before you can ride it again.
If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get
better parts.
If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss
politics to correct it.
If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
It's always OK to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.

Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.

Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
Motorcycles don't have parents.
Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or
if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
Motorcycles last longer.
Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2.000 miles.
Motorcycles' curves never sag.

When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same
time.
You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.

You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't
get sore.
You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month.
You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very
well.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your
Motorcycle.


sorry girls.... hope yer not too angry...and if you are...

I should get a spanking

 

[frisbee]

 

[Charlesbusa]

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[adrenaline junkey]

 

[TruWrecks]

Get real RSD!





You did that just to get a spanking! And I'm NOT the person to do it!

Ladies want to chime in?

 

[rubbersidedown]

Get real RSD!





You did that just to get a spanking!  And I'm NOT the person to do it!

Ladies want to chime in?

I think they are "washing their hair" tonight.

 

[Mikey D]

yup.

 

[scootergirl]

Well......I have to say that a lot of that is true.......but we are not motorcycles?

?

 

[BA BUSA]

 

[StageRulz]

 

[StageRulz]

HIghLight......Copy........Paste!
I hav'ta Tell the World!
Be right Back.........

 

[LadyHawk]

That's IT!! I'm not talking to you anymore!!

 

[yaesu]

 

[arey]

 

[USMCBUSA]

 

[Anna]

Interesting. But....

57 Reasons Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Men

1. A motorcycle can go for more than one ride in an hour.
2. Motorcycles never develop spare tires.
3. Motorcycles last longer.
4. Motorcycles don't get you pregnant.
5. A motorcycle doesn't care what time of month it is.
6. Motorcycles don't have parents.
7. Your motorcycle will let you know if something is wrong.
8. You don't have to kick your motorcycle to get it going.
9. Your motorcycle won't judge your friends.
10. If your motorcycle is boisterous, you can buy a muffler.
11. You won't have to put your motorcycle through grad school.
12. If your motorcycle smokes you can do something about it.
13. Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden.
14. When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
15. One motorcycle will satisfy you every time.
16. Your motorcycle won't ogle other motorcycles.
17. Your motorcycle won't care if you have a poster of your fantasy
motorcycle.
18. If your motorcycle has high mileage, you can just get a new one.
19. Motorcycles don't care about breast size.
20. If your motorcycle is too soft you can get new shocks.
21. If your motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics
to correct it.
22. You don't have to drink beer before your motorcycle looks appealing.
23. You can be proud of your motorcycle regardless of the model.
24. You don't have to go to Tiffany's to register your motorcycle.
25. Your motorcycle won't beat you or try to make you feel inferior.
26. You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get limp.
27. Your parents won't keep in touch with your old motorcycle after you
dump it.
28. Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride when you do.
29. Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a novice.
30. Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.
31. Motorcycles don't make you late.
32. You don't have to primp before riding your motorcycle.
33. Your motorcycle won't complain when you use protection.
34. If your motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better
parts.
35. You can't get a disease from a motorcycle.
36. Your motorcycle won't care if you fake it.
37. Motorcycles are always ready to stop when you are.
38. Your motorcycle has a built in vibrator.
39. Your motorcycle doesn't have to show off in front of other motorcycles.
40. Your motorcycle won't lie to you.
41. Your motorcycle doesn't care how heavy you are.
42. In the morning, your motorcycle won't poke you in the back when it
wants to go for a ride.
43. You can turn the petcock off.
44. Your motorcycle won't shrink when it's cold.
45. If your motorcycle can't fire up, you can just replace the battery.
46. You don't have to cook for your motorcycle.
47. Your motorcycle can't ride around behind your back.
48. If your motorcycle is cold you can choke it.
49. Your motorcycle is always the right size because if it seems too small
you can just get a new one.
50. You can keep photos of your old motorcycles.
51. Your motorcycle would rather go for a ride than watch sports.
52. Your motorcycle can go for multiple rides.
53. Motorcycles don't need pick-up lines.
54. You only have to ride your motorcycle when you want to.
55. Your motorcycle won't go for rides by itself.
56. If baldness occurs, you can replace the tires.
57. Motorcycles don't snore.

 

[VaBusa]

I agree with a lot of 'em up there Rub...and I agree with Anna even though she's jealous she doesn't really own a Busa, yet posts on a Busa site...

 

[Anna]

I'm married to a guy on here that has a busa and we ride ALL THE TIME. YOU'RE the jealous one

 

[VaBusa]

I'm married to a guy on here that has a busa and we ride ALL THE TIME.  YOU'RE the jealous one  

Keep harrassing me Anna, and I delete you from the web!

Jeez, some guys' girls!

 

[georgiabusa_05]

this is getting good.
I need to show the first post to my wife.