gurrera
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> The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patienrt.
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> My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.
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> My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I’m worried about the 175 pounds I’ve gained since then.
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> I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out?”
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> Denny’s has a slogan, “If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us.” If you’re in Denny’s and it’s your birthday, your life sucks!
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> The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I’m pretty sure she’s going to get me something.
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> On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
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> I can’t understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women’s clothing line named, “ Sag Harbor .”
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> I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.
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> What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their nose?
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> Money can’t buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!
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> The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.
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Gurrera
> The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patienrt.
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> My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.
>
> My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I’m worried about the 175 pounds I’ve gained since then.
>
> I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out?”
>
> Denny’s has a slogan, “If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us.” If you’re in Denny’s and it’s your birthday, your life sucks!
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> The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I’m pretty sure she’s going to get me something.
>
> On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
>
> I can’t understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women’s clothing line named, “ Sag Harbor .”
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> I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.
>
> What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their nose?
>
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> Money can’t buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!
>
>
> The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.
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Gurrera
