Sell My Stuff

Scar

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My wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table.

I said, "Honey, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to sell all my stuff."

"Why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

"I figure that you would remarry, and I don't want some other a$$h@le using my stuff."

She said, "What makes you think I'd marry another a$$h@le?":poke:

:rofl:
 
that great, I feel the same way, I dont want no one riding my stuff ether. I want both my bikes buried with me:rofl:
 
A friend of mine told me that he worries that when he dies, his wife will sell all his stuff for what he told her he paid for it!:whistle:
 
My wife would probably use my stuff to attract another man. ???




I have made a list of all your names, These names she is forbidden to contact. ???
 
I told my wife to put all my money in the casket with me before they close it. She said she'd write a check!!!
 
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