My wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table.
I said, "Honey, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to sell all my stuff."
"Why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.
"I figure that you would remarry, and I don't want some other a$$h@le using my stuff."
She said, "What makes you think I'd marry another a$$h@le?"
I said, "Honey, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to sell all my stuff."
"Why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.
"I figure that you would remarry, and I don't want some other a$$h@le using my stuff."
She said, "What makes you think I'd marry another a$$h@le?"