Would you remarry?

SAMBUSA

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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....



WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "sh*t."
 
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He messed up from the beginning by answering the 1st question .
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Pay attention you guys:

Sounds as though he's got his next bride picked out already and an alibi has already been worked out...
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He doesn't sound like he's been married very long. Those are obviously *trick* questions that should *never* be answered with anything but, "You're the only women for me. You are my soul mate. I was meant to be with you and only you. Do you know where the remote is?"

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