Seeing Eye Dog........

[gurrera]

> Two women were out for a
> Saturday stroll. One
> had a Doberman and the
> other,
> a Chihuahua . As they walked down the street, the
> one with the Doberman
> Said to her friend, "Let's go over to that
> bar for a
> drink."
>
> The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We
> can't go in there.
> We've got dogs with us."
>
>
> The one with the Doberman said, "Just
> watch, and do as I do."
>
> They walked over to the bar and the
> one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses
> and started to walk
> in.
>
>
> The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry,
> lady, no pets allowed."
>
>
> The woman with the Doberman said, "You
> don't understand.
>
>
> This is my seeing-eye dog."
>
>
>
> The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"
>
>
>
> The woman said, "Yes, they're using them
> now. They're very good."
>
>
>
> The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
>
>
>
> The lady with the Chihuahua thought that
> convincing him that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog
> may be a bit more
> difficult, but thought,"What the heck," so
> she put on her dark glasses
> and started to walk in.
>
> Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry,
> lady, no pets allowed."
> The woman said, "You don't understand. This
> is my seeing-eye dog"
>
> The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
>
> The woman with the Chihuahua said,
> ........
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "A Chihuahua ? They gave me a
> fxxking Chihuahua ?!"

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