redneck fun

[HOLE SHOT KID]

Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"



"Yes. What can I do for you?"



"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith.... He's
hidin'

marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside


them logs, but he's hidin' it there."



"Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day,
the Sheriff's

Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the

firewood is kept. Using axe s, they bust open every piece of wood, but


find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.



Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This
here's

Floyd.... Did the Sheriff come?"



"Yeah!"



"Did they chop your firewood?"



"Yep!"



"Happy Birthday, buddy!"





(Rednecks know how to Git-R-Dun)

 

[BA BUSA]

 

[monster]

 

[Sangai]

 

[HOLE SHOT KID]

trYING 2 SAVE YA SOME WORK.

WERES MY THANKS?

DONT LIKE NECKS??? IM GOING HUNTING LATER.

CHECK OUT MY NEW HIGH TECH CAR ALARM LIKE IT??

 

[DaCol.]

 

[Charlesbusa]

Rednecks

you just have to ask why....

goes for hardleys also

 

[psycobusa]

thats for reposting.....