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The Fastest Guys Out There

Written by Brian Schul - former Sled driver (SR-71 pilot)

There were a lot of things we couldn't do in an SR-71, but we were the fastest guys on the block and loved reminding our fellow aviators of this fact. People often asked us if, because of this fact, it was fun to fly the jet. Fun would not be the first word I would use to describe flying this aircraft - intense, maybe, even cerebral. But there was one day in our Sled experience when we would have to say that it was pure fun to be the fastest guys out there, at least for a moment.

It occurred when Walt and I were flying our final training sortie. We needed 100 hours in the jet to complete our training and attain Mission Ready status. Somewhere over Colorado we had passed the century mark. We had made the turn in Arizona and the aircraft was performing flawlessly. My gauges were wired in the front seat and we were starting to feel pretty good about ourselves, not only because we would soon be flying real missions but because we had gained a great deal of confidence in the plane in the past ten months. Ripping across the barren deserts 80,000 feet below us, I could already see the coast of California from the Arizona border. We were, finally, after many humbling months of simulators and study, ahead of the jet.

I was beginning to feel a bit sorry for Walter in the back seat. There he was, with no really good view of the incredible sights before us, tasked with many things, including running the four different radios. Just to get a sense of what Walt had to contend with, I pulled the radio toggle switches and monitored the frequencies along with him.

The predominant radio chatter was from Los Angeles Center, far below us, controlling daily traffic in their sector. While they had us on their scope (albeit briefly), we were in uncontrolled airspace and normally would not talk to them unless we needed to descend into their airspace.

We listened as the shaky voice of a lone Cessna pilot who asked L.A. Center for a read-out of his ground speed. Center replied, “November Charlie 175, I'm showing you at ninety knots on the ground.â€

Now the thing to understand about Center controllers, was that whether they were talking to a rookie pilot in a Cessna, or to Air Force One, they always spoke in the exact same, calm, deep, professional tone that made one feel important. I refer to it as the "Houston Center voice." I have always felt that after years of seeing documentaries on this country's space program and listening to the calm and distinct voice of the Houston controllers, that all other controllers since then wanted to sound like that, and that they basically did. And it didn't matter what sector of the country we would be flying in, it always seemed like the same guy was talking. Over the years that tone of voice had become somewhat of a comforting sound to pilots everywhere. Conversely, over the years, pilots always wanted to ensure that, when transmitting, they sounded like Chuck Yeager, or at least like John Wayne. Better to die than sound bad on the radios.

Just moments after the Cessna's inquiry, a Twin Beech piped up on frequency, in a rather snooty and superior tone, asking for his ground speed in the Beech. Center replied, “I have you at one hundred and twenty-five knots of ground speed.†Boy, I thought, that Beechcraft pilot really must think he is really dazzling his Cessna brethren.

Then out of the blue, a navy F-18 Hornet pilot out of NAS Lemoore came up on frequency. You knew right away it was a Navy jock because he sounded very cool on the radios. “Center, Dusty 52. Ground speed check.â€

Before Center could reply, I'm thinking to myself, hey, Dusty 52 has a ground speed indicator in that million-dollar cockpit, so why is he asking Center for a read-out? Then I got it, ol' Dusty 52 here is making sure that every bug smasher from Mount Whitney to the Mojave desert knows what true speed is! He's the fastest dude in the valley today, and he just wants everyone on frequency to know how much fun he is having in his new Hornet. And the reply, always with that same, calm, voice, with more distinct alliteration than emotion, “Dusty 52, Center, we have you at six two zero, six hundred and twenty on the ground.†And I thought to myself, is this a ripe situation, or what?

As my hand instinctively reached for the mic button, I had to remind myself that Walt was in control of the radios. Still, I thought, this must be done - in mere seconds we'll be out of the sector and the opportunity will be lost. That Hornet must die, and die right now.

Then, I heard it - the click of the mic button from the back seat. Very professionally, and with no emotion, Walter spoke: “Los Angeles Center, Aspen Two Zero. Can you give us a ground speed check?†There was no hesitation and the reply from L.A. Center came as if was an everyday request, “Aspen 20, I show you at one eight four two, one thousand eight hundred forty-two knots across the ground.â€

I think it was the forty-two knots that I liked the best, so accurate and proud was Center to deliver that information without hesitation, and you just knew he was smiling, too. But the precise point at which I knew that my backseater Walt and I were going to be really good friends for a long time was when he keyed the mic once again to say, in his most fighter-pilot-like voice, “Ah, Roger Center. Thanks much. We're showing closer to nineteen hundred on the money.â€

For a moment to all other pilots on frequency Walter was a god. And we finally heard a little crack in the armor of the Houston Center voice, when L.A. Center came back with, "Roger that Aspen 20. Your equipment is probably more accurate than ours. You boys have a good one."

It all had lasted for just moments, but in that short, memorable sprint across the southwest, the Navy F-18 had been flamed, all mortal airplanes on frequency were forced to bow before the King of Speed! A fine day's work. And we never heard another transmission on that frequency all the way to the coast. For just one day, it truly was fun being the fastest guys out there.
 
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Good story. Kinda like when some high school punk needs a little humbling on his F4. :-)
 
Now you know why we all bought Busas!

--Wag--
 
Cruising at almost Mach 3 and subtly showing off while doing your job and earning a paycheck...

Good fun!
 
That would have been cool!!! Sometimes I feel like that on the Busa as I pass countless Harleys and other sport machines ha ha
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" For just one day, it truly was fun being the fastest guys out there. "

Yep, I agree. Even if it's just for a day.
 
I'm still waiting to give an sr-71 a ground speed check here at SMO tower!  
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Oh wait, the filter on my radar doesn't let me see above 050.  LOL.  And I doubt I'll see one land here on a 4985' runway  
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Maybe once I get to LGB tower....
 
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