Our new secretary's resume

warwgn

Hi,I'm Dustin.Do you like my dancing
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Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me belly well.

I'm lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. . . hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.



















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Employer's reply......

Dear Peggy,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.....

Welcome onboard!!
 

omslaw

Michelle owns my Busa
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Honey, I'm gonna be home late tonight. I've gotta lot to do at the office!
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PDBusa

who, me?
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...spellcheck....
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  I think she'd break it!
I don't know... It's held up to VAbusa's "testing"...


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PDBusa

who, me?
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Yeah, but wouldn't it be convenient for my screenname and identity to become "lost" by VaB in the shuffle to our new home?
The quote "Kicked to the curb" comes to mind!
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