One for the ladies!

[MsMeow]

Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,  Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a reporter but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.  My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely.  Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN  nikname  Beefy

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

[MsMeow]

Employer's response:....! .

Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan ,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check. You're hired.

[LadyHawk]

And can you start tomorrow?

[thrasherfox]

Come on ladies.. the guy looks skinny and weak !! lol

[99'busa]

I DID NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO USE MY PHOTO!!

[Procharger]

[Mrs. Captain]

Can he make shirts?

[LadyHawk]

Can he make shirts?

[Ranger]

My build is similar to that, minus the muscles, maybe a little less defined, rounder in the middle, etc..