One for the Ladies........

delboy

God save the Queen.......
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After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
'So, how is everything going? ' enquired God.
'It is all so beautiful, God, ' she replied. ' The sunrises and
sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is
wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you
have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am
constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging
them on bushes. They are a real pain, ' reported Eve.
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her
Body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc.......she felt
that having only two breasts might leave her body more ' symmetrically
balanced, ' as she put it.
'That is a fair point, ' replied God, ' But it was my first shot
at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that
you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will
fix it up right away. ' And God reached down, removed the middle
breast and tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden
of Eden. ' Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation? '
' Just fantastic, ' she replied, ' But for one oversight on your
part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram
and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me.
I feel so alone. '
God thought for a moment and said, ' You know, Eve, you are
right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will
immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let ' s see...........
"¦"¦"¦"¦"¦"¦"¦where did I put that useless tit?


Now doesn't T H A T make more sense than the rib version LADIES ?
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