ya....I didnt know wether to use my "hard drive", or just keep playin' with the "floppy" . Then when the fun "run" outa dat, I thought ,I'll just play a game or two , problem is my "joystick" is worn out . So I decided to "paint" something around the house , when I noticed all the "windows" were dirty . But first ,some food , I'm hungry . Got me a ham sandwich , lots of "mouse"-terd on it . Then I thought,skip the work,hit the beach...do a lil' "surfing" , and when I get home I'll see what "programs" are on T.V. . Then I realized I forgot to get the mail , so I go out to the front porch and check the "removable media storage device" (mailbox). Then I see my girl left me a message on the "notepad". Awe crud,she wants me to do sumthin' . So, after I get done eating my milk an' "cookies" I "shift" into "highspeed" , jump in the car , which I hate , 'cause of all the other "drivers" . All I wanna do is get this "1 gig" done . Just get me to the "hardware" store , so I can buy her that new food "processor". O.K. then I see this lady "ram" this musician dude carrying a portable "keyboard" "set-up" . He yells for "help" so I grab my "portable" phone which was sitting on my "lap top" . So I "dial up" 911 , an the lady comes on an' asks if theres "trouble,shooting" I say nope,just a guy who wasnt able to "escape" this lady "crashing" into him. He looks a little grogy , he might be going into "sleepmode" .
I quit....this is gonna give me....
