Monday nursery rhymes

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Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little ####### (another word for b@stid)

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumb #$%!"

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

There was a little girl who had a little curl right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.



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Devious

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GJoker

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Little Ms Muffet
sat on her tuffet
eating curds and whey
Along came a spider
and sat daown beside her
and said.."what's in the bowl biotch?"

..Andrew 'Dice' Clay~
 

FastCurrey

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Jack and Jill went up a hill
each with a $1.25
Jill came back with $2.50

Another Dice man
 
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