midday joke for ya
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I'll give the answer in a few minutes after a few real jokes...
#1
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him,"I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming, too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no bike!"
#2
Little Cyrus asked his dad one day, "Daddy, how was I born?"
His father responded, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out, anyway! Well, you see, your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later, a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said ‘You've Got Male!’"
#3 This one kinda lenghty but worth it
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat.
Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business, the Annual Sexual Education Convention in Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for sex education!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really," he said. "What myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the best endowed, when in fact it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
"Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent.
"We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.
"I'm sorry," she said. "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."
PS. If you can't take a joke sorry for your bad luck
Kermit the frogs finger......sorry made me snicker when I heard it
Oh that is sooo wrong.......
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I'll never be able to look at Miss Pigy the same
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DITTO!Oh that is sooo wrong.......
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I'll never be able to look at Miss Pigy the same
But still friggen funny!!!
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