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Two Guys are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to
> death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the
> inevitable, when all of a sudden...
>
>
> "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I sure of eet!"
>
>
> "Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to mee".
>
> So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and
> there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon.
>
> There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back
> bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat
> you can imagine!
>
> "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree".
>
> "Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don'
> forget."
>
> "Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell of bacon ... ees
> no meerage, ees a bacon tree".
>
> And with that... Luis races towards the tree. He gets to with in 5
> metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine
>gun
>
> opens
> up, and Luis is cut down is his tracks. It is clear he is mortally
> wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his
> dying breath.
>
> "Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
>
> "Luis, Luis, mi amigo...what ees eet?" "Speek to me!"
>
>
> "Pepe...ees not a bacon tree....
>
> "Ees...
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> Ees...
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> ... a Ham Bush!"
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> death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the
> inevitable, when all of a sudden...
>
>
> "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I sure of eet!"
>
>
> "Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to mee".
>
> So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and
> there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon.
>
> There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back
> bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat
> you can imagine!
>
> "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree".
>
> "Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don'
> forget."
>
> "Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell of bacon ... ees
> no meerage, ees a bacon tree".
>
> And with that... Luis races towards the tree. He gets to with in 5
> metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine
>gun
>
> opens
> up, and Luis is cut down is his tracks. It is clear he is mortally
> wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his
> dying breath.
>
> "Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
>
> "Luis, Luis, mi amigo...what ees eet?" "Speek to me!"
>
>
> "Pepe...ees not a bacon tree....
>
> "Ees...
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> Ees...
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> ... a Ham Bush!"
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