It's a wonder we don't have L & R on our shoes![]()

Socks marked L and R have been around for a while now![]()
I need me some of those. Once wear a sock as a lefty, a lefty it will forever more be!
Yes, but did you read the fine print?
"Untouched by human hands." Packed by Apes!

They hiring, I need a change of pace and throwing poo would be a good job perk![]()
My favorite waring label of all time is the one on a curling iron that says not for use inside body orifices. Ouch! You have to wonder how stupid the chick who made that mistake was???
