Joke for the day

[BusaSamurai]

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"

The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff .. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt, so I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ... so I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts, so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy...."

And here I am.

Son of a Gun, Blonde Men do exist

 

[mrninja9]

hahaha thats good

 

[yamahor]

Hey....








I might have a cowboy hat, but I ain't no cowboy.

Jeez, always mixing my storys up...

 

[GSXRFANN]

Dang...when Michelle sees this, we are in trouble!!!

 

[BusaWhipped]

I was in my back yard yesterday trying to fly a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind caught it for a few seconds, then it came
crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success. All the while, my wife is watching me from the kitchen
window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opened the window and yelled to me, "You need a piece of tail."

I turned with a confused look on my face and said to her, "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite"!

 

[scootergirl]

HAHAHAHA!!! That is very funny!!!!

 

[hydrabusa]

 

[psycobusa]

 

[omslaw]