Joke Of The Day

[VaBusa]

Blonde jokes...you got to love 'em...

Two factory workers were talking.  One man said, "I know how to get some time off from work."

"How do you think you will do that?", said the blonde.

He proceeded to show her...by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down.

The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he was doing?

"I'm a light bulb", answered the guy.

"I think you need some time off", said the boss.

So, the man jumped down and walked out of the factory.

The blonde began walking out too.

The boss asked her where did she think she was going?

"Home.  I can't work in the dark"

 

[BulletTrain]

Hehehehehehe...

A guy calls home on his lunch break to talk to his blonde wife. She answers the phone crying and very upset. She's so confused that she can't even speak coherently. The guy rushes home to find her slumped over the kitchen table. He pulls her up and asks what's wrong. She says, "I've tried and tried to put this tiger puzzle together but NONE of the pieces fit together! It is driving me crazy!" The guy sits her down and calmly explains to her, "It's not a puzzle, it's a damned box of Frosted Flakes..." Doh!

 

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[BulletTrain]

Hey Michelle. Know how to keep a blonde in suspense?
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I'll tell you tomorrow! Hehehehehehehehe...

 

[VaBusa]

I need that blonde emoticon! I've been begging for one on here...have cappy add it to the list so I can use it freely...

Blonde moments...I live 'em every day...

 

[VaBusa]

Hey Michelle. Know how to keep a blonde in suspense?
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I'll tell you tomorrow! Hehehehehehehehe...

PROMISE?!

 

[BulletTrain]

I got it from the emotipad program. I downloaded it to see how it works. You just find the emoticon you want and then drag and drop it into the reply box where ever you want it. You can add them in where you want them after typing the reply, unlike how the forum emoticons work.

Go to to check it out. It has some good ones and it's easy to use.

 

[VaBusa]

I got it from the emotipad program. I downloaded it to see how it works. You just find the emoticon you want and then drag and drop it into the reply box where ever you want it. You can add them in where you want them after typing the reply, unlike how the forum emoticons work.

Go to to check it out. It has some good ones and it's easy to use.

I'd actually just started looking around to see where you'd gotten them from...I checked out your "blonde moment" emoticon for the link, but it looks like there's a fee? I didn't look at it long...I am working you know!

I need that one though...it's very funny...and oh-so appropriate for so many of my threads!

 

[Let 'er eat!]

A blond calls the fire department to report a fire. The fireman asks how to get there and the blond responds - "Duh, big red truck."

 

[OnAHiABusa]

A brunette, redhead, and a blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and
> >relaxation.
> >After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided
> >to visit the ladies room and found a strange looking woman sitting at the
> >entrance who said,
> >"Welcome to the ladies room.
> >Be sure to check out our newest feature:
> >a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will
be
> >awarded with a wish.
> >But, be warned, for if you say something false,
> >you will be sucked into the mirror to
> >live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"
> >
> >The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette
> >said, "I think I'm the most beautiful of us three," and in an instant she
> >was
> >surrounded by a pile of money.
> >
> >The red head stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most talented of us
> >three," and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Lexus in her
hands.
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> >Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true,
> >the blonde looked into the mirror and said,
> >"I think..." and was promptly sucked into the mirror.

 

[OnAHiABusa]

> >Subject: St. Louis Blonde> > > >
Anyone from St. Louis area should enjoy.......

A young blonde woman in St. Louis, MO was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Mississippi River.
She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid
water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the
Dock,crying.

He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to
livefor. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can
stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added,"I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded yes.
After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in
Europe would give her life new meaning.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made
passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine
inspection, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Casino Queen,
and we never leave East St. Louis, IL.

 

[stkr00]

I need that blonde emoticon! I've been begging for one on here...have cappy add it to the list so I can use it freely...

Blonde moments...I live 'em every day...

Michelle, you can always just "right click" then "save image as". Then you just upload that one image to your upload directory. Once you're done, then you just use the insert image tool and link to it. Just another option for you.

 

[VaBusa]

I need that blonde emoticon!  I've been begging for one on here...have cappy add it to the list so I can use it freely...

Blonde moments...I live 'em every day...  

Michelle, you can always just "right click" then "save image as".  Then you just upload that one image to your upload directory.  Once you're done, then you just use the insert image tool and link to it.  Just another option for you.

Not to be confused with a true dumb blonde, I already did that...just wondered where BT's been getting the new emoticons...

Thanks, though...

 

[stkr00]

I need that blonde emoticon! I've been begging for one on here...have cappy add it to the list so I can use it freely...

Blonde moments...I live 'em every day...

Michelle, you can always just "right click" then "save image as". Then you just upload that one image to your upload directory. Once you're done, then you just use the insert image tool and link to it. Just another option for you.

Not to be confused with a true dumb blonde, I already did that...just wondered where BT's been getting the new emoticons...

Thanks, though...

Oops...my bad. Just kinda missed the point of your question before, I guess.

Sorry

 

[Let 'er eat!]

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.

A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty
thousand dollars ($20,000.00) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I'm completely nude."

With that she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new
clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and
down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers starred at each other dumfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were
watching."

MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.



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