Ain't nothing funnier than a public area and a bottle of Liquid-Ass™.
If you've never heard of the stuff, search it on youtube.
I had coworkers believing that I was suffering from bad shrimp for a week.
It can also help you out of a speeding ticket if you spray some in your car just before the cop approaches and you tell him you have explosive diarrhea (squirming around helps) and wave two is about to start.
If you've never heard of the stuff, search it on youtube.
I had coworkers believing that I was suffering from bad shrimp for a week.
It can also help you out of a speeding ticket if you spray some in your car just before the cop approaches and you tell him you have explosive diarrhea (squirming around helps) and wave two is about to start.