How would I know this?

[Mr Bogus]

Ok so I get up to get dressed for the day and the Mrs asks me WHY I insist on wearing the wrong socks all the time.. I go "Huh?"

Socks have to match your pants... "huh? I thought they had to match shoes"

Then she goes put on the right belt too... "Huh? belt match pants right?" "NO! should match shoes"

Well crap how am I supposed to know this, never told in school and home economics for guys was not acceptable in the 60's and 70's unless you were "one of them"

Then she proceeds to tell me about stripes and prints and all I hear is "blah blah blah"

Underwear are one size smaller than your pants, your belt is one size larger than your pants...

WELL WTF why not just make this easy and make them the same size so I can buy this crap easier....


She just smiles at me...

She then goes... BTW I really love your BIG feet.........

 

[TurboSN95]

LOL

I never understood the whole "No white after 4th of July" thing..... ??

 

[WWJD]

LOL

I never understood the whole "No white after 4th of July" thing..... ??

I bought a pair of white pants JUST to break that rule. I'm a rebel. yeah.... I'm BAD that way

 

[BlueHaya]

Dont wear horizontal stripes...it makes you "look" fat

 

[LCB]

LOL

I never understood the whole "No white after 4th of July" thing..... ??

Oh no... I thought it was Labor Day - I've been doing it all WRONG!

 

[skoti]

I'm lucky if my socks match each other....

 

[TurboSN95]

Oh no...  I thought it was Labor Day - I've been doing it all WRONG!

You know what, I think it is Labor Day.... I think I confused myself today, since I normally make a big deal about it to mess with the wife - and I change up the day.

"Oh my.... she is NOT wearing white pants after Quanza.... What is this world coming to!" and she'll say "Labor Day, you @*)( !!" LOL

 

[Mr Bogus]

so what the heck is on Easter?

 

[LCB]

so what the heck is on Easter?

Depending on which version of Emily Post you subscribe to - white on Easter is the exception to the rule of "No white before Memorial Day".

...unless you're left handed and it's a leap year.

 

[LadyHawk]

You know what they say about big feet...

















Big shoes.

 

[WHIPKRAKR]

I figure I'm having a good day when I can find clothes in my closet that still comfortably fit me

and they are clean to boot

Weekends are pajama days

 

[BUSA_CHeMiST]

I figure I'm having a good day when I can find clothes in my closet that still comfortably fit me

and they are clean to boot  

Weekends are pajama days  

who needs clean clothes... i just wear my leathers around everywhere!!

 

[BlondeOnaBusa]

http://www.ehow.com/how_9646_select-shoes-wear.html

 

[Mr Bogus]

http://www.ehow.com/how_9646_select-shoes-wear.html

Now see that is the entire problem... women make this WAY to hard... your link takes NINE STEPS! just go get shoes... That is more steps than it takes me to get out of bed and all the way to work...


No wonder it takes 3 hours to get ready to go out for a 2 hour dinner for you girls.... dang, had no idea "Lookin Good" had such a long list of "How to" ..


LadyHawk...

 

[Dan]

I have a black pair of boots and a brown pair of boots that will go with anything in my closet. I only have gym socks because no one can seem them in my boots and they work with tennis shoes too.

 

[GIXERHP]

All can say is..... NO COMMENT!

 

[dadofthree]

LOL

I never understood the whole "No white after 4th of July" thing..... ??

I bought a pair of white pants JUST to break that rule. I'm a rebel. yeah.... I'm BAD that way

I thought that was labor day

Men do drool

 

[WWJD]

women over complicate everything. it gives them purpose in between popping out babies.

 

[Dan]

 

[SD1300]

women over complicate everything.  it gives them purpose in between popping out babies.  

Ladies - send all mail to WWJD!




Good luck bud.