ba dum bum... hehe, I said bum in a thread about Chris being gay. I crack myself up sometimes... hehe, I said crack!!did i mention he's going to school again?
started his Interior Decorating and hairstyling classes-you should all PM him and see how they're going. at his new school, he said you dont have to bring an apple for the teacher-they prefer nuts!
Hey now... I don't know about the scurvy part. Isn't scurvy caused by a fruit deficiency? I think he gets plenty of fruits.that scurvey butt-pirate is fine guys. I talked to him last night he was getn ready for work-thought he told all of you he nows moonlights as a nude cocktail waiter at an "all-men"s club four nights a week...said he's still i search of true love n all that; the last guy broke his heart and thought he'd never love again. But after some counseling from me and a few prozac, he was feeling better and decided to start working again and 'lookin for love'. Told he has to move to Vermont to get married tho
seriously tho-the lil buttwart did call and we talked for a bit...he's just bust with work at the local 7/11 been gettn hit on alot by the 4th grader girls after school.
So I heard... He said something about LOVING the taste of "The god of Jelly"... whoever that is.true indeed Ben-Chris is fruitier than a bag of Skittles...funny thing; that was the name of Chris' last boyfriend! or wait-maybe it was Starburst...i dunno, he goes thru guys like Gym socks-you know; once they're all sweaty he just throws'em back in the closet where they came from until he gets the urge to use'em again.
man, I cant wait til he gets back in here and reads all this!
(dont worry Chris, I left out the really embarassing part about how you like to wear your pink man-thong while you do house chores and sing Justin Timberlake songs.)
oh, shid! I just did-oops!
man... a 100 hour coma? Thats a good coma...man-he STILL hasnt posted up in here? must be out cruisin' in the CT2000, rollin around with all his fruity friends and lickn jolly rancher candies....he said there was a fire yesterday outside his place-there were like, a THOUSAND FIREMAN out there...he's probably pretty tired, after a THOUSAND fireman-bet he took like a hundred hour nap! (i'll just say he took a COMA-how bout that?) yeah...he took a coma!
and I'm sure they also prefer the nuts on their chin...did i mention he's going to school again?
started his Interior Decorating and hairstyling classes-you should all PM him and see how they're going. at his new school, he said you dont have to bring an apple for the teacher-they prefer nuts!
Oooooh, did I say that? May be a little off-color, but funny nonetheless.and I'm sure they also prefer the nuts on their chin...did i mention he's going to school again?
started his Interior Decorating and hairstyling classes-you should all PM him and see how they're going. at his new school, he said you dont have to bring an apple for the teacher-they prefer nuts!
