Has anyone seen mrninja9
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ba dum bum... hehe, I said bum in a thread about Chris being gay. I crack myself up sometimes... hehe, I said crack!!did i mention he's going to school again?
started his Interior Decorating and hairstyling classes-you should all PM him and see how they're going. at his new school, he said you dont have to bring an apple for the teacher-they prefer nuts!
Hey now... I don't know about the scurvy part. Isn't scurvy caused by a fruit deficiency? I think he gets plenty of fruits.that scurvey butt-pirate is fine guys. I talked to him last night he was getn ready for work-thought he told all of you he nows moonlights as a nude cocktail waiter at an "all-men"s club four nights a week...said he's still i search of true love n all that; the last guy broke his heart and thought he'd never love again. But after some counseling from me and a few prozac, he was feeling better and decided to start working again and 'lookin for love'. Told he has to move to Vermont to get married tho
seriously tho-the lil buttwart did call and we talked for a bit...he's just bust with work at the local 7/11 been gettn hit on alot by the 4th grader girls after school.
true indeed Ben-Chris is fruitier than a bag of Skittles...funny thing; that was the name of Chris' last boyfriend! or wait-maybe it was Starburst...i dunno, he goes thru guys like Gym socks-you know; once they're all sweaty he just throws'em back in the closet where they came from until he gets the urge to use'em again.
man, I cant wait til he gets back in here and reads all this!
(dont worry Chris, I left out the really embarassing part about how you like to wear your pink man-thong while you do house chores and sing Justin Timberlake songs.)
oh, shid! I just did-oops!
man, I cant wait til he gets back in here and reads all this!
(dont worry Chris, I left out the really embarassing part about how you like to wear your pink man-thong while you do house chores and sing Justin Timberlake songs.)
oh, shid! I just did-oops!
Col_Mustard
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So I heard... He said something about LOVING the taste of "The god of Jelly"... whoever that is.true indeed Ben-Chris is fruitier than a bag of Skittles...funny thing; that was the name of Chris' last boyfriend! or wait-maybe it was Starburst...i dunno, he goes thru guys like Gym socks-you know; once they're all sweaty he just throws'em back in the closet where they came from until he gets the urge to use'em again.
man, I cant wait til he gets back in here and reads all this!
(dont worry Chris, I left out the really embarassing part about how you like to wear your pink man-thong while you do house chores and sing Justin Timberlake songs.)
oh, shid! I just did-oops!
man-he STILL hasnt posted up in here? must be out cruisin' in the CT2000, rollin around with all his fruity friends and lickn jolly rancher candies....he said there was a fire yesterday outside his place-there were like, a THOUSAND FIREMAN out there...he's probably pretty tired, after a THOUSAND fireman-bet he took like a hundred hour nap! (i'll just say he took a COMA-how bout that?) yeah...he took a coma!
man... a 100 hour coma? Thats a good coma...man-he STILL hasnt posted up in here? must be out cruisin' in the CT2000, rollin around with all his fruity friends and lickn jolly rancher candies....he said there was a fire yesterday outside his place-there were like, a THOUSAND FIREMAN out there...he's probably pretty tired, after a THOUSAND fireman-bet he took like a hundred hour nap! (i'll just say he took a COMA-how bout that?) yeah...he took a coma!
i think he has been seeing that one-eyed, bow-legged, four-fingered, web-footed, buck-toothed, three-nippled, double-chinned, uni-browed, hairy-azzed stripper with vertigo that he was tellin me about-cant remember the guy's name(calls him Violet, from all the bruises he gets fallin off tha stage) said something about going on a picnic this weekend so they can frolic in the forest or whatever.
i guess he deserves some kind of happiness after that incident with his last boyfriend Skittles-that jerk sold the ring Chris bought him as an anniversary gift and used the $$ to buy butbeads, meth, a gerbal, a monkey, a potato-gun, some tennis balls and a gallon of jiffy-lube.
then the heartless bastid didnt even share with Chris-and you know how much he loves gerbals! (just slightly more than he loves monkeys)
i guess he deserves some kind of happiness after that incident with his last boyfriend Skittles-that jerk sold the ring Chris bought him as an anniversary gift and used the $$ to buy butbeads, meth, a gerbal, a monkey, a potato-gun, some tennis balls and a gallon of jiffy-lube.
then the heartless bastid didnt even share with Chris-and you know how much he loves gerbals! (just slightly more than he loves monkeys)
and I'm sure they also prefer the nuts on their chin...did i mention he's going to school again?
started his Interior Decorating and hairstyling classes-you should all PM him and see how they're going. at his new school, he said you dont have to bring an apple for the teacher-they prefer nuts!
Oooooh, did I say that? May be a little off-color, but funny nonetheless.and I'm sure they also prefer the nuts on their chin...did i mention he's going to school again?
started his Interior Decorating and hairstyling classes-you should all PM him and see how they're going. at his new school, he said you dont have to bring an apple for the teacher-they prefer nuts!
RoadLoK Tammy
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He's baaaa--acck! Have a great weekend y'all!!
mrninja9
Banned
ok azz clowns it is hard but i have to do this
big D == i am glad that you can make fun of me cause i dont have chest accesories that get better cell phone signal yeah now who you callin fruity hmmmmm yeah you gonna hate me for this cause your all over the board now
as for yamahor hos name says it alll i think the bike is a front for his backdoor business oh yeah you guys know it... what kind of carpets do you really think he cleans
RSD yeah we know why he moved to canada cause we kicked him out of the usa for his gay porn sites where so bad the federal animal rights had to shut him down
big D == i am glad that you can make fun of me cause i dont have chest accesories that get better cell phone signal yeah now who you callin fruity hmmmmm yeah you gonna hate me for this cause your all over the board now
as for yamahor hos name says it alll i think the bike is a front for his backdoor business oh yeah you guys know it... what kind of carpets do you really think he cleans
RSD yeah we know why he moved to canada cause we kicked him out of the usa for his gay porn sites where so bad the federal animal rights had to shut him down
