One evening, a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He would
>toss them in the air and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of
>catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer
>her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out, but
>only succeeded to push it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance,
>and after hours of trying, they got worried and decided to go to the
hospital.
>As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with
>her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date
>said he could get the peanut out.
>
>The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up
>the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the
>peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The
>young man insisted that it was nothing, and the daughter brought the
>young man out to the kitchen for something to eat.
>
>Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father. The mother said,
>"That's wonderful. Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be
>when he grows up?"
>
>The father replies, "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law!
>
>toss them in the air and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of
>catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer
>her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out, but
>only succeeded to push it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance,
>and after hours of trying, they got worried and decided to go to the
hospital.
>As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with
>her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date
>said he could get the peanut out.
>
>The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up
>the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the
>peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The
>young man insisted that it was nothing, and the daughter brought the
>young man out to the kitchen for something to eat.
>
>Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father. The mother said,
>"That's wonderful. Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be
>when he grows up?"
>
>The father replies, "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law!
>
