Motorcyclists: Come one come all!!!!!!!!!
This is an invitation to the first annual Bergen County NJ Bike Fest to be held Oct 9-10. This event will be hosted by Falconcop at his private residence and proceeds will be used to pay for his psychiatric evaluation and treatment program. This will be a weekend event so please feel free to bring a tent and pitch it on his front lawn. Events include but not limited too.
-Drunken drag racing (need to blow two points over NJ legal limit to compete).
-Free speedo testing and top speed verification by Bergen County's Finest with their new radar guns (note no insurance raising coupons will be handed out at this or any other event).
-Loudest bike contest (decibel testing will be held in Falconcop's garage).
-Shopping cart drag (Evening event tie a shopping cart to your bike while driving around the Falcon's neighborhood and watch the sparks fly)!!!
-Huge 3 story bonfire!! Bring your junk to Falconcop's back yard we are going for a world record (don't worry we thought of that the promoters bought a new garden hose just in case).
This will be a weekend you will never forget! Former convicts on parole are eligible for the two day discount!!! R.S.V.P. today for details!!!
This is an invitation to the first annual Bergen County NJ Bike Fest to be held Oct 9-10. This event will be hosted by Falconcop at his private residence and proceeds will be used to pay for his psychiatric evaluation and treatment program. This will be a weekend event so please feel free to bring a tent and pitch it on his front lawn. Events include but not limited too.
-Drunken drag racing (need to blow two points over NJ legal limit to compete).
-Free speedo testing and top speed verification by Bergen County's Finest with their new radar guns (note no insurance raising coupons will be handed out at this or any other event).
-Loudest bike contest (decibel testing will be held in Falconcop's garage).
-Shopping cart drag (Evening event tie a shopping cart to your bike while driving around the Falcon's neighborhood and watch the sparks fly)!!!
-Huge 3 story bonfire!! Bring your junk to Falconcop's back yard we are going for a world record (don't worry we thought of that the promoters bought a new garden hose just in case).
This will be a weekend you will never forget! Former convicts on parole are eligible for the two day discount!!! R.S.V.P. today for details!!!