Dear Abby...

[BulletTrain]

Hehehehehe...

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Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Goldsboro, NC, who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Raleigh and one of my sisters, who
lives in Cary, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Charlotte.

I have two brothers; one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at
Central Prison for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is
currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three
children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Winston. She is a part-time "working girl". All things considered, my
problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the
family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports John Kerry for President?

Signed,
Red
Worried About My Reputation

[stkr00]

Nice One!

[BigBSBusa]

Too funny!

[Lazerblade]

That is so funny. I didn't expect that ending.

[GJoker]

Dear Red WAMP,

I've forwarded your letter to the Jerry Springer show~ You
should feel right at home there, with no worries about your
reputation~

Abby

[busabad]

Funny...

[Lazerblade]

LOL.

[Mikey D]

Good one.

Not as good as the shid I live with on a daily basis,

but good one anyway.

[Haywood]

good one, BT.. I've seen that before, but the punch line goes something like:

"Should I tell them I'm a Toronto Maple Leaf's fan?".